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The Excellent Adventures of ANGUS 

 This is T.H.E. Radio Station bringing you another segment of “The Excellent Adventures of Angus.” In our last episode, Deshawn Darius stole the forbidden gem from Angus as he tried to drink the elixir of everlasting life. We continue our story today with the epic season finale. 

“Cue Music”

Angus strolls down the open field as he twirls his trusty peacemaker on the lookout for Deshawn and his prize gem. He scans the vast the sun starts to 

set.  In the dark distance he sees the silhouette of his arch-enemy,  warning shots at Angus in preparation for the stand off tomorrow. Angus wakes up and prepares his stallion for the day. He loads his gun and fixes breakfastle. In the distance he can see Deshawn standing on top of the hill admiring the gem. They lock eyes for a moment, knowing that soon one of them will be dead. Deshawn Darius riding a golden stallion. 

At sunrise Deshawn and ANGUS meet at the creek separating the great white north from the desert plane. The two gunman dismount their horses. Angus breaks the silence

ANGUS- "Deshawn, I've been lookin' fur you!"

Deshawn- "I was hoping you would ya dirty yella belly"

ANGUS- "Step away before I shoot you down boy."

DesHawn- "hawn- "you couldn't hit me if you tried" 

ANGUS- "I'd challenge that "

DesHawn- "You'll be dead fore' you hit the ground"

As they stare each other down waiting for one another to make the first move. Angus flinches for his gun, Deshawn then draws and fires so quickly that Angus doesn't even have a chance to touch his peace maker. Angus hits the ground with a dull thud. Deshawn doesn't give even the slightest look towards Angus and his barley unholstered revolver laying next to him.

Angus- "Deshawn," he whispers, "give me back my gem."

Deshawn- "Go to hell ya filthy scumbag"

Deshawn kicks the dry dirt towards Angus

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Tune in for part two of the season finale tomorrow night, and learn if angus gets his precous gem and saves the world by finding the enchanted conpass and going back in

time to get a light saber to kill maderious.